joke #1:
one time,
there is a very big sweet potato.
it is really v big.
its got a very big head and a very small body.
one day, when it was walking down a street,
it fell down.
-the end-

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

joke #2:
one day,
a person is walking down a street.
then suddenly he sees a ghost.
it has long hair and is very very pale.
then the wind starts to blow
and the ghost floated away.
-the end-

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

joke #3:
one day,
jack wanted to grow a bean stalk.
so,
he went to buy a bean.
-the end-

WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.

joke #4:
one day,
muah chee quarelled with his wife.
so he left home and started walking.
he walked nearer and nearer towards the sea.
in the end,
he fell into the sea.

the next day,
a fisherman went to fish,
and he caught...
a muah chee.

WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

SO FUNNY RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!
i love stupid friends who tell me stupid jokes.
wahahahahaha.